One job Johns!!!!!!!!

I would like to thank Matthew Knights for giving me the inspiration to pull on the boots for the first time since I played Under 16's for Cobden, because if Courtney Johns can get a game in the AFL, anyone can.

I could right a whole blog on the absolute waste of space he is, but I would like to point out one opportunity he could have made a difference in the pathetic period of time we call his "football career."

Early in the second quarter on Anzac Day, Essendon were keeping up the Collingwood at least on the scoreboard when the ball was kicked to the Members Wing to Scott Pendlebury. Johns ran from behind and had the opportunity to put Pendlebury into another stratoshpere (please remember Johns is built like a brick $hithouse) by knocking him out. But, the moron laid a small bump on Pendelbury, gave away a 50m penalty, Pendlebury passed the ball to Medhurst who kicked the goal and the game was over.

Here was a chance for Johns to do something for the club - reward us all for the $hit we have had to put up with in watching the dumb ba$tard disgrace the red and black. But NO, he stuffed up again and let the side down. Pendlebury went on to have 31 posessions and ended up second on the voting for the Anzac Day Medal

Whilst te bloke with the turning circle of the "Queen of the Neatherlands", is playing, there's hope for every half-wit dud like myself. Now fu(k off Johns and give a young kid a go!!!!!