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It doesn’t feel like a football season until a player gets caught pissing in public.

Luckily this year we got the double dose.

That is special.

Footballers enjoy a good piss in public, it helps with hard ball gets.

But Wayne Carey, the guy from the Chuck Norris post did the most amount of pissing in public ever when he jumped onto Andrew Denton’s show.

We all wanted Wayne to say one thing “ I am Sorry, but I was born a ©unt and will die a ©unt”.

Simple.

Eloquent.

Beautiful.

Instead we got the run around, the family excuse and all the mumbo jumbo his publicist could fit into his thick skull.

I don’t mind a footballer pissing in public, but when he gets it on Denton’s shoes it’s a bit much.