Footy On Ice's Best Pre Season Ever

Well its been a huge off season for Footy On Ice.

Everyone is flying at training, the whole squad is fitter than they've ever been, membership has gone up 600% on this time last year, and we have a new sponsor.

The young players have come along really well, the older players have returned from the break rejuvenated and the club is confident this is going to be the year.

A few players were stand outs.

Sime is looking solid, I’ve never seen a player looking forward this much to a footy season. Every year he comes back stronger and angrier than the year before. The old Warhorse really wants September glory.

DoubleD has had a troubled off season, but that has only made him hungrier for on field success. This year he has shed his injury problems and is ready to move back into the mid field. If he stays away from the tribunal this will be a big year for him.

Big Daddy has lacked focus over the last few years, but now that he is a father we expect big things from him. This is his first year in a while that he has done a full pre season, and he will be better for it.

Miss Field has been promoted off the rookie list, after we got rid of that dead wood involved in that heroin haul. She has already proved herself to her team mates, now she just wants to play some footy. Her beep test is phenomenal.

Lucky last is the top draft pick Todd, he was a risky selection, but he has a strong history in other sports, we were originally thinking he would be a project player, but he has really impressed us in the practice games and we see no reason not to start the season with him.

As for J rod, he is on his last chance, the hookers were bad, but the sedition charges are a real concern. We have got him help, but now its up to him. He either changes his behaviour or he’s out.

According to page 7 of our 5 year plan, this is the year we are supposed to win the flag, what idiot wrote that.